Because Magnum hates you and doesn’t support you in your bid to get an ass like Jessica Alba, the company’s now started making pints. Yep, you heard me. Flippin’ 450ml tubs of deliciousness available in three evil flavours; Vanilla & Chocolate; Raspberry & Chocolate and Hazelnut & Chocolate.

I was sent the mooi press pack above containing the latter and can attest to its deliciousness. Think hazelnut ice cream strewn with cracking chocolate wrapped around a molten choc-hazel core. Oh! My! God!

My top tip for destroying this baby in style is to let it melt, mix the molten stuff in the centre through the ice cream and then dig in. Afterwards, if there’s any left, stick it in the tub so that, when you’re ready for round two, you’ll have a serious chocolate swirl to deal with.

Thanks Magnum, you made my day. (But my bum still thinks you’re horrid.)

Love-hate,

Leigh