Oooh, so I found the print ad of the new Jimmy Choo fragrance online. It stars the company’s co-founder, Brit millionaire Tamara Mellon.
Now tell me, are Ms. Mellon’s hands just, like, super-tiny, or is that not the biggest bottle you’ve ever seen? Jislaaik. Reckon if I like the scent, I’ll buy it and keep it next to my bed. That way it can look pretty and serve as a lekker weapon to clock any would-be cat burglar/rapist types.