Nonhle Thema’s twitter breakdown

Wow! Wow! Wow!

I logged on to News24 this morning and read a column about how TV presenter Nonhle Thema, the face of Dark & Lovely, has gone absolutely mal…

'I be like, totally awesome, ya'll... and earn more money that your daddy, yo!'

Girl’s on some crazy-ass Charlie Sheen-style ego trip. The piece included a link to her twitter stream, which I have open as I type. You can go take a look at it, but I thought I’d cut and paste a few choice tweets for you you to gawk at:

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Nonhle Thema:

I GET PAYED JUST TO HAVE MY NAME ON GUEST LIST..LOL….BRAND NONHLE THEMA

Im still rich u silly haters……..lol….

IN GOT MY MOM A MERC.MONEY AINT A THING TO ME……..LOL…

im rich,young and black…..lol…hope the press will use my good pics..

at 29 im worth 10 million bucks.lol.to all my haters.eat dust yall…..

Dark and Lovely made me rich.at 27 i was getting 2 miilion bucks.damn…

THATS WHY I LOL ON TWITTER…..im too rich to care….

HAVING OVER 10 MILLION IN YOUR ACCOUNT AT 29 IS DEEP……

and i make over 1 million on MC gigs .BOOM….

and i make over 2 million rands in my TV career…BOOM…….

i made over 10 millions rands as the face of Dark and Lovely.whos laughing now……..BOOM…….

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OMFG!

Throughout my journo career, I’ve interviewed loads of local celebs (including Nonhle) and found that most of our sterretjies are tres kiff. I.e. regular peeps just like you and me who just so happen to be ‘entertainers’. They’re all like ‘Can I say that? I hope I don’t sound dof… What do you think?!’ and send me e-mails along the lines of ‘OMG, pleaaase don’t use that pic, I look like suuuch a fat ass… Can’t you crop out my Oprah arm?!’

Still, you DO get the odd absolute tosser… those with completely unfounded Kanye West-style monster egos. And whenever I have to deal with that, you have no ideaaaa how hard it is to have to go and put a ‘positive spin’ on all their shizz… Always so tempted to let my readers know just EXACTLY what type of douche I had to deal with… Merrily for me, Nonhle’s just gone and outed herself as a total knob end. Ha!

Nice on Miss T… your cash might buy your mommy a Merc, but not a drop o’ class…

X x x

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Editor of South African beauty blog Lipgloss is my Life.

One thought on “Nonhle Thema’s twitter breakdown

  1. She didn’t breakdown! She’s just pulling a fast one to get her site hits when she launches. Great job to her publicis, pity she’s tainted her “angel” look.

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