I think I’m subconsciously determined to destroy my legs one at a time… Check out my killer bruise!

I got this baby by leaning backwards in my office chair to pick up a colleague’s phone. The chair ended up flipping over and one of its hard plastic arms stabbed me in the leg. It was v. v. sore and yes, I screamed.

As I’m rocking a teeny li’l dress to the Playboy party this weekend it looks like I’m gonna have to break out the body make-up.  Sigh…

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