Have you heard? Ryk Neethling’s hooked up with Val de Vie to create his own vino. V. v. excited ‘cos I’ve been invited to the fancy pants VIP launch (it includes a polo match!) at the Val de Vie estate in Paarl.
Now I’ve got to find a decent rokkie to wear (it’s black tie) and stop off at Makro to stock up on chloroform and duct tape. (I plan to make Ryk my new boyfriend and, as he’s a big boy, I might need a little back-up in case he
struggles for his life tries to resist my charms…)