Bwhahahah

I just saw the snippet on Top Billing of moi and Karis Piss at Ryk Neethling’s bash and all I can say is what a waste of PVR bandwith… ;-)

To my darling friends who spotted the show’s promo and sent me messages along the lines of ‘OMG! I saw you with Ryk Neethling on the Top Billing ad… You’re looking oh so glamorous!’: Are you people BLIND or something? All I saw was moi telling le society page photo dude to hold on while I popped my boob back into my dress!

Hee hee hee…

Still, at least y’all got to see the trance-like look on KP’s gesigJirre jissus… do you SEE what I mean? Had to drag her zombi-ish, Ryk-possessed corpse around with me all night. Was tres exasperating…

Seriously though.. I don’t understand why the camera didn’t pick up all the interesting, juicy shizz that happened later on that eve… like when Ryk had a bit too much of his own vino and threw himself at my feet and begged to father my children… Or  ripped all the flowers out of those big glass vase-thingy’s and ran after my car screaming ‘But I’ve got my own jewellery line with Jenna Cliffoooord! I can get us a fat discount on a rock the size of your fiiiiiist!’

(It happened, really… I swear…) ;-P

Anyway, that’s enough ranting… my miso soup is getting cold. (Yes, yes… the supper of social climbing harlots champions… I’m still busy anorexorizing for the Peroni yacht VIP-thingymajig on Saturday. Dax was on board last mo and said it’s pretty awesome, so let’s see… )

x x x

Sugar Hut Club sushi fest

Hey girls!

The other night I attended the media launch of the Sugar Hut Club and despite a minor dramz, I had a good time. ;-) 

Tomorrow (Friday the 25th) is the official launch… the ‘launch launch’ if you will… To celebrate, they’re going to be serving up FREE sushi from 7pm and half price cocktails. If you’ve had a stressful, kak week, I reckon this will be a nice opener to the weekend.

Love, love

Leigh