Bwhahahah

I just saw the snippet on Top Billing of moi and Karis Piss at Ryk Neethling’s bash and all I can say is what a waste of PVR bandwith… ūüėČ

To my darling¬†friends who¬†spotted the show’s¬†promo and¬†sent me messages¬†along the lines of ‘OMG! I saw¬†you with Ryk Neethling on the Top Billing ad… You’re looking oh so¬†glamorous!’:¬†Are you people¬†BLIND or something? All I saw was¬†moi telling¬†le society page photo dude to hold on while¬†I¬†popped my boob back into my dress!

Hee hee hee…

Still, at least y’all got to see the¬†trance-like look on¬†KP’s gesig.¬†Jirre¬†jissus… do you¬†SEE what I mean? Had to drag¬†her¬†zombi-ish, Ryk-possessed corpse around with me all night. Was tres exasperating…

Seriously though..¬†I don’t understand¬†why¬†the camera¬†didn’t pick up all the¬†interesting, juicy¬†shizz that¬†happened later on¬†that eve… like when Ryk had a bit too much of his own vino and threw himself¬†at my feet and begged to father my children… Or ¬†ripped all the flowers out of those big glass vase-thingy’s and ran after my car screaming ‘But I’ve got my own jewellery line with Jenna Cliffoooord! I can get us a fat¬†discount on a rock the size of your fiiiiiist!’

(It happened, really… I swear…) ;-P

Anyway, that’s enough ranting… my miso soup is getting cold. (Yes,¬†yes… the supper of social climbing harlots champions… I’m still busy anorexorizing for the Peroni¬†yacht VIP-thingymajig on Saturday. Dax¬†was on board last mo and said it’s¬†pretty awesome, so let’s see… )

x x x

Sugar Hut Club sushi fest

Hey girls!

The other night I¬†attended the¬†media launch of¬†the Sugar Hut Club and despite¬†a minor dramz, I¬†had a good time. ūüėȬ†

Tomorrow (Friday the 25th)¬†is the official launch… the ‘launch launch’ if you will… To celebrate, they’re going to be¬†serving up FREE sushi from 7pm and half price cocktails. If you’ve had a stressful, kak week, I reckon this will be a nice opener to the weekend.

Love, love

Leigh