I just saw the snippet on Top Billing of moi and Karis Piss at Ryk Neethling’s bash and all I can say is what a waste of PVR bandwith…šŸ˜‰

To my darlingĀ friends whoĀ spotted the show’sĀ promo andĀ sent me messagesĀ along the lines of ‘OMG! I sawĀ you with Ryk Neethling on the Top Billing ad… You’re looking oh soĀ glamorous!’:Ā Are you peopleĀ BLIND or something? All I saw wasĀ moi tellingĀ le society page photo dude to hold on whileĀ IĀ popped my boob back into my dress!

Hee hee hee…

Still, at least y’all got to see theĀ trance-like look onĀ KP’s gesig.Ā JirreĀ jissus… do youĀ SEE what I mean? Had to dragĀ herĀ zombi-ish, Ryk-possessed corpse around with me all night. Was tres exasperating…

Seriously though..Ā I don’t understandĀ whyĀ the cameraĀ didn’t pick up all theĀ interesting, juicyĀ shizz thatĀ happened later onĀ that eve… like when Ryk had a bit too much of his own vino and threw himselfĀ at my feet and begged to father my children… Or Ā ripped all the flowers out of those big glass vase-thingy’s and ran after my car screaming ‘But I’ve got my own jewellery line with Jenna Cliffoooord! I can get us a fatĀ discount on a rock the size of your fiiiiiist!’

(It happened, really… I swear…) ;-P

Anyway, that’s enough ranting… my miso soup is getting cold. (Yes,Ā yes… the supper of social climbing harlots champions… I’m still busy anorexorizing for the PeroniĀ yacht VIP-thingymajig on Saturday. DaxĀ was on board last mo and said it’sĀ pretty awesome, so let’s see… )

x x x

Sugar Hut Club sushi fest

Hey girls!

The other night IĀ attended theĀ media launch ofĀ the Sugar Hut Club and despiteĀ a minor dramz, IĀ had a good time. ;-)Ā 

Tomorrow (Friday the 25th)Ā is the official launch… the ‘launch launch’ if you will… To celebrate, they’re going to beĀ serving up FREE sushi from 7pm and half price cocktails. If you’ve had a stressful, kak week, I reckon this will be a nice opener to the weekend.

Love, love