Oooh! Flatiron freaks take note:
Run girls, run!
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Oh my God!
I’m going to an uber-swanky black tie do tomorrow at Val de Vie to celebrate the launch of Ryk Neethling’s new vino. It’s there that I plan to man-nap him and
force him to fall in love with me show him how charming and lovely I am.
(I’m going to lure him to my car by telling him I have a pool in my boot… Then I’ll whip out my ole’ never fail ‘Hey, does this serviette smell like chloroform?’ trick…)
Anyhoo, it’s IMPERATIVE that I look my absolute best – and, true as frikken Bob, I woke up yesterday with a massive zit on the very tip of my nose. Can you believe it? It, like, just couldn’t get any witchier!
Thus, I ran off to the dodgiest, most desp for cash-looking pharmacy I could find… one that wouldn’t hesitate to hand over prescription zit buster, Differin Gel. (It’s active ingredient is adapalene, a topical retinoid).
This is my never fail ‘big gun’ spot buster. It was prescribed to me back in high school when I couldn’t get rid of an evil blind pimple on my chin and I’ve been using it ever since for anything particularly nasty as it works like a bomb. In fact, I slapped some on for the first time last night and now, this morning, I can already see that the evil is receding back into my snout. SJOE! I don’t really know how it works, but somehow it manages to ‘flatten’ the nasty to the point where your bod almost sucks it back in. I also love that it’s a clear gel, so I can wear it at work under a bit of MAC Blot powder.
Anyway, I just thought I’d share…
Next time you visit the doc, chat to him about a prescription for Differen gel that you can keep it in your emergency zit blitzing artillery. If, however, you’re free of moral fibre soos ek – and have a devil may care attitude to scheduled meds – le dodgy pharmacy could be your new best friend… Just don’t come crying to me if you have some hideous allergic reaction and your face melts off… ;-P
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